What’s creepiest is that people are crashing the Vanity Fair website to see those pictures.

She has a BILLION dollar enterprise around her from our slave labor overlords at Disney and you know she is getting a nice share of that.

So in recap

1) people offer you hundreds of millions of dollars; you do whatever the hell they tell you to do and shut you mouth or legs or whatnot as applicable

2) wait until your 21 and have enough to support your likely lifelong coke and binge drinking habit while socking enough away to buy 5 or 6 cars after you drunkenly crash them into California Highway Patrol cars while swearing about jewish people

3) Sell out to playboy at age 18 or 21 so all the pedophiles that dreamed of you as a 15 year old child star get their fill (i.e. make million here as well)

4) Enjoy life, mocking the people that mocked you about this cover and stuff, from your terrace mansion in Hollywood or NYC or something, and always remember to tell would be nay sayers how much richer you are then them and when they figure out how to make hundreds of millions of dollars they can talk to you.

As for the Madonna, Brittany comparisons, I think we’re seeing a new beast in Hannah Ray. With Brittany, she always kind of denied that she was in any way using sex to sell her albums, or others were using it to sell magazines. Which is unlike Madonna, who was always VERY aware that she was doing so and shouted it from the mountaintops.

Hanah Ray seems to acknowledge that she’s being sexualized, has willingly participated in it, and now is saying that she’s shocked by it.

For more on this analysis, read Chuckl Klosteman’s AWESOME Brittany interview from Esquire from a few years ago that was in his latest book:

http://www.esquire.com/women/women-we-love/ESQ1103-NOV_BRIT_wjump

i have no opinion on hannah. i’m too busy reading Faust to be bothered by disney child stars. and by “Faust,” i mean Real World recaps on http://www.tvgasm.com

Miley is another Britney to the extent that the media has decided to bastardize what little ‘art’ is actually left in entertainment. A true entertainer or actor or performer grows in their range and depth of skill. Instead of seeing this photoshoot for what it really is (a childhood star dipping her toe in a new pond), they have to make it scandalous and sexual. They did it with Christina after ‘Genie in a Bottle,’ Fergie and the whole ‘Fergalicious’ thing, and perhaps most memorably, Madonna (for those of us old enough to remember when Madonna didn’t have a British accent).

It annoys me. To pieces. And how sad to have to downplay such an amazing accomplishment–a Vanity Fair spread with the master

Sad.